A Royal Xanadu

8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of hell

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:05:59 -0400

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:14 -0400

http://gawker.com/watch-vera-farmiga-repeatedly-freak-out-flail-and-sob-509091318

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:49:04 -0400

http://gawker.com/watch-vera-farmiga-repeatedly-freak-out-flail-and-sob-509091318:

ratherembarrassing:

norppalapsi:

I have never laughed this hard in my whole life.

A+++++

pastthestorm: psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:22 -0400

pastthestorm:

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

accurate

toni-tan: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-wit...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:17:48 -0400

toni-tan:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”

kingjaffejoffer: thelifeofchill: bmoburns: heirofmedusa: roby...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:07:07 -0400

kingjaffejoffer:

thelifeofchill:

bmoburns:

heirofmedusa:

robyewest:

satanic2chainz:

teeshacheri:

alsokn0wnass:

MOREEEE LMFAO

I CANNOT BREATHE IM CRYING

can we not

this is what is gonna become of Drake’s career LMFAO

I can’t with y’all.

yall

aint

shit

i hatchyall

I don’t hate the fact that these pictures are all being produced and circulating so quickly.

I hate the fact that everyone is watermarking the pictures like it’s their copyright. Like if people steal the pictures, they can sue.

not copyright, they’re just promoting their social media pages for followers

zawehzaweh: finalblessing: will smith everybody #HELLO I AM...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:52:53 -0400

zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

blackunicorngonezebra: this is how Ryan Murphy decides what...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:49:22 -0400

blackunicorngonezebra:

this is how Ryan Murphy decides what happens on every Glee episode

fuckyeahchickmusicians: Karen O of Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:49:05 -0400

fuckyeahchickmusicians:

Karen O of Yeah Yeah Yeahs

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:48:18 -0400

davidbowjobs: catbountry: cumaeansibyl: Ruby Rhod is one of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:37:00 -0400

davidbowjobs:

catbountry:

cumaeansibyl:

Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.

Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.

He also has one of the most jarring entrances in a movie. Like the entire movie screeches to a halt because he bursts onto the scene well into the second act and it’s so strange and arresting and Bruce Willis is just like “what the fuck is even going on anymore?”

It’s p. great.

ALL NIGHT LONG. ALLLL NIIIGHT LOOOoONG ALL NIIIGHT~~

your-black-friend: killtheromance: what the fuck did i just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:34:18 -0400

your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:33:43 -0400

i-am-lois-lane: I would like to go on all of them please. :)...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:31:33 -0400

i-am-lois-lane:

I would like to go on all of them please. :) I’ve done 8 a few times, and a hybrid of several of them across a couple too.

geekboots: survivor-trek: sean-clancy: Star Trek: TNG” Geordi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:30:16 -0400

geekboots:

survivor-trek:

sean-clancy:

Star Trek: TNG” Geordi LaForge VISOR ring, sterling silver

First of all … ZOMG THIS EXISTS! I want one now. Also, I found this on a blog called wesleysweaters.tumblr.com … THERE IS A BLOG CALLED WESLEY’S SWEATERS! I love this.

i was about to buy this when i saw it doesn’t come in small enough sizes for me

so i pass it on to you, my normal humanoid sized friends

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:29:27 -0400

nicoletheunicorn: favabean05: truthandglory: assbanditkirk: w...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:29:10 -0400

nicoletheunicorn:

favabean05:

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!

We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.

We are sorry if you don’t

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case:

It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees.

The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals

She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.

She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage

When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.

It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs

McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case

So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.

^^^^ THANK YOU!

secondbestpolicy: (Rewatch) Leverage Marathon//Week 04//1x04:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:24:43 -0400

secondbestpolicy:

(Rewatch) Leverage Marathon//Week 04//1x04: Hardison

“There might be some side effects.”

“Like what?”

“Organ failure, death, death-like symptoms.”

freneticfloetry: Crowning Moment of Awesome.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:21:30 -0400

freneticfloetry:

Crowning Moment of Awesome.

Why aren't more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:04:41 -0400

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL